MommyMisfit extreme efro - Peanut butter & Jelly Time

We have to be frugal in this redneck hillbilly West Virginia family. We are out of peanut butter and you want a peanut butter jelly sandwich. I let you worship my ass, and my laxatives I have taken gives you the proper mushy dripping what shit to replace your peanut butter. At this point my laxatives I took yesterday an entire half a box (6 doses) has my asshole on fire. I he desperately run to the bathroom barely able to make it when I drop my pants with aesthetically pleasing views and shit directly on the slice of bread for you. I will then grab the jelly shake it and make imos squishy sounds as it is squirting out onto the bread. I will then press the bread together and display for you the proper peanut butter and jelly sandwich.